A series of advertisements – I guess everybody must have liked the advertisements from ‘Imperial Blue’ and the concept they use for their marketing. They always come up with perfect examples for presenting “Men Will Be Men”.  The last few have been truly awesome. I am able to collect a few of them, just have a look:

I don’t know about the network coverage and services support of IDEA but one thing I am very much impressed is with their TV commercials ever since Abhishek Bachchan is part of their campaign. Sir ji is doing very good job for the IDEA advertisement and ever since 3G is launched AB is also into threesome roles . With the latest advertisement Sir ji is back with a solution to India’s Population Problem, the latest advertisement is just as much hilarious as the last few but the last line is just too good…

And Your Baby – before 3G (especially after news of Aishwarya Rai Bachchan being expecting). Watch the video till the last.

What an Idea Sirji

Would you like to know what type of commentator you would be? Often while watching cricket games you might be inclined to some sort of commentary and idolizing someone for the same. To name a few Harsha bhogle, Navjot Sidhu, Alan Wilkins, Ravi Shastri, Sunil Gavaskar… they each have their own commentary style. Tony Grieg seems to be the man behind Television Box to make even Sachin Tendulkar’s defensive shots to look extra ordinary; Navjot Sidhu goes over the board in both criticizing and applauding players.

Recently I came across a link on CRICINFO (Website for Cricket) to check in what commentary style would I lie if I were to do commentary. I fall under the commentary Style of Richie Benaud. You can check yours also by taking a simple quiz at: http://www.espncricinfo.com/page2/content/site/page2/wc_quiz.html?week=10

Don’t know who started these, but along with being humorous there’s a story depicted in these SMS

Ram ne Raavan Ko Maara (R-R)

Krishan ne Kans Ko Maara (K-K)

Godse ne Gandhi Ko Maara (G-G)

Osama ko to Obama key haatho marna hi thha

No one is safe in Pakistan

Not even ‘Osama Bin Laden’

Everyone is safe in Hindustan

Even ‘Ajmal Kasab’…

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Pvt Company
Yes Papa
Any Motivation
No Papa
Many Tension
Yes Papa
Do u Sleep well
No Papa
Onsite Opportunity
No papa
Boss Ki Galiyan
Yes Papa

Increment
Ha ha ha

Subha Utha , Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya…
Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya…
Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko
Main Company Ka Ceo Aur My Dream Girl Was My Pmo.
 
Mann To Kiyan So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun…
Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun…
Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,
Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara

Pahooncha Office…Card Swipe Kara..
Khola Pc …Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya…
Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..
Uska Mail Ka Subject Humien Na Bhaya.. 

Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check
Oh No ..Not Again..Same Words…”Sweets At My Desk”
Darte Darte Khola Mail…Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya…
Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya…Mandraya Kala Saaya…
 
Dukhi Mann Se Socha …Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padd Le..
Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka…Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le…
Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya…Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..
Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya…Dil Ko Ncr Report Acha Aaya… 

Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..
Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli…
Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai…
Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.
 
Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur…
Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..
Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko..
Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..
 
Humne Suna “Dear” , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.
Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweats Ka Apna Share..
“Dear” Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha….
Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha… 

Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha
Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..
Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi …
Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi… 

Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se…
Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse…
O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,
Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa, 

Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,                       
Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject “Sweets At My Desk”

Source: Received via. E-mail, not aware of Author

At least, I seem to suffer from this “aur batao” Syndrome. 

Conversation b/w 2 software engg. Frnds: 
Sw1—hello
SW2—hi
Sw1—hey h r u???
SW2—m fine!!! Wht abt u???
SW1—m fine too.
SW2—cool
SW1—so howz life???
SW2–gud
SW1–hmmmm
SW1–aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)
SW2–hmmm everything as usual…
SW2–so wht else???
SW1–nothing much
SW2–ok
SW2–aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side) 

And it goes on like this until they give up 

Are u also having such conversation’s with ur frnds….then I guess u r also suffering from “aur batao” syndrome…then I guess ur life is all screwed up following the usual monotonous routine. Probably u need a change in ur life…something which is exciting…something which is adventurous…something which really makes u feel gud…something which makes u realize tht u too have a life. 

Work hard—-but get a life too ….

Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Champu ko na milta tha aaram
Office mein karta kaam hi kaam
 
Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jaate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine
 
Champu bhi banna chahta tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Onsite ke ummid main deta salami
 
Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal
Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha
 
Aakhir ek din Champu ko samajh aaya
Aur chhod di usne Onsite ki moh maya
Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“Onsite ke laddu se buddhu banate ho”

“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“Onsite dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
Boss hans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas”

“Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga”

Wake Up Champu ….

Still searching for the author of this nicely written lines…

# Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

 # Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

 # Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

 # Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

We need your heads to run our business.

 # A traffic slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will be…..

 #THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god..”